Single female brainiac seeking single male zombie!
You guys, it happened again. It’s my own personal horror movie. I’m the girl who no one wants because of her BRAAAAINS! No matter how hard I try to befuddle men with my boobs they always, always get...
View ArticleChallenge Accepted! 50 #TMI questions and answers
Hello, Orlando! How are my lovely readers doing today? Fab. Last week Adam (Bear with Me) did a post called “Everything you did and didn’t want to know about me!” and at the end challenged me to run...
View ArticleWhat if I wasn’t a humor blogger?
The downside of being a humor blogger is that the material sometimes runs dry. It’s not like my topics are always ripped from the headlines and there are only so many jokes I can make about my love...
View ArticleMad Libs make blind dates more entertaining
Howdy doo dah, gentle readers! About a month ago I started chatting with a guy on OKCupid. Depsite dire warnings from a certain dating “expert” who shares space in the blogosphere, I persist in having...
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